OMG how ranom - and not in a nice way! advice please

She couldnt work it out as she kinda knew roughly your date and knew the venue lol
She didnt think that there were 2 receptions!
She just said 'aw we'll sort something'
Ill wait with baited breath on this one.....

Sorry, I'm not laughing at the situation, I'm laughing at you's 2 conversations......

"what does she look like?"
"she looks like a tramp"

exactly the sort of thing I'd say. Dunno what to suggest, and Claire I dunno what your cousin and aunt done to your nan, but just wanted to say, it will all work out in the end. You know it will. And you's 2 gave me a right laugh in the mean time. And Claire, I think you should go snatch her veil/tiara off her head! rofl. x

pmsl thats me and claire all ova hun xxx

Ooooo, I can't wait for your Wedding pics....................oh wait, you didn't mean snatching the veil/tiara, did you? lol

LMAO!
Ill do more than snatch her veil off her if she looks at me in the wrong way!!!!
Ahhh she makes me soooo angry Charlie like you wouldnt believe!!! Might go over to her suite, just act all drunk and anoying start embarressing her infront of her guests and then 'accidentl' fall into the cake - all by accident ofcourse!!!!! Stupid horse faced ugly trammmmpppppppy slutttttty disgusting parasite!!!!

I have this image of you covered in cake sneaking back into the wedding your meant to be in now. Lol...

LMAO
Not sure if i could sneak back in un noticed with all that cake over me but ill give it my best shot!
What would be more pricless is seeing her yucky face when i start falling into the cake ( like in slow motion) and maybe dsj2bw can take a pic of her at that moment in time - one for the album! lol - thats if her face dosent crack the lense ofcourse!!! x

il email photographer and ask if he can take a shot i think its soo funny that a cousin of yours is getting married aint invited you and ul be in my wedding next dr pmsl xx

Missfunkyass (admin) wrote: my mother is one of those who just hasnt got the heart to say no - she is toooo soft! x

Argh I've got one of them so sympathise completely. She was actually DEFENDING my emotionally abusive ex to me the other day because she can't see the bad in anyone

LMAO
I hope she has a crap day and night!